Dear Leon Crouch, Chairman of Southampton Football Club

Please don't fuck this up. Appoint Glen Hoddle. Please don't make the same mistake Lowe did after Strachan left. Some Saints fans won't like it. Don't listen to them - they probably haven't even been to see that shower of shit that is Saints this season. The reason they got upset when Hoddle left last time was because we were doing so well under his leadership. And that's why we need him back now.

Poker: came second in a HORSE tourny on Stars today. Hopefully that will stem the losing tide.

Football: Burley has gone. Woohoo. What a bit of luck. If Saints appoint Billy Davis or Chris Coleman I won't renew my season ticket(s). Don't do it Leon.

Vote Hoddle.